User talk:Shard

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Contents 1 Hi! I don't think we've met! 2 Test Krewe 3 Good job. 4 Bye Bye windows 5 ...And now for your viewing pleasure disgust 6 ^_^ 7 so i herd you lost in PvE 8 Ponder this! 9 Thanks...

[edit] Hi! I don't think we've met!

Hai thar. me name eez Balistic (Technically second — Balistic 00:47, 1 November 2009 (UTC))

Much better. Hello. ~Shard 00:48, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

Just FYI shard, it's considered rather rude to archive active ques-

Disregard that, I run Wastrel's Collapse assassins. Also, hai2u. NuVII 10:53, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Test Krewe

So Wasabi is on there? Is he selling early update information? Or has he finally stopped caring about e-gold? (lol, but seriously) ~>Sins WDB 18:18, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

White Wasabi made the test crew? I'm so glad I'm done with this game. I mean, surely you could be a little knowledgeable to make the test crew. No wonder the game sucks, they think ppl that buy their way into stuff know how to playtest/balance things. -- Tha Reckoning 20:51, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

Actually, Wasabi's not the only "gem" on the test crew. There are some smart, decent people on it, but there are also some loltastic people on it. I've got a feeling that the NDA will be broken the first day they work. Karate Jesus 20:53, 2 November 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Good job.

On doing this. Your effort is noted and appreciated. :) ~JasonBacon talk 07:57, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

I have other things to do. Also, why aren't you banned again? ~Shard 08:00, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Sorry? I was being serious... I was thanking you for the effort on that page. For the latter part of what you said- Why would I be banned? ~JasonBacon talk 08:14, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Because you're Lena. -Auron 08:16, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

I am not. Anywho- thank you for your work on that page, Shard. Looks good. ~JasonBacon talk 08:19, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Ya you are, I can tell by your guru account, it shows a picture of "Lena The Saint", and the name is JonnieBoi05--Unendingfear 13:35, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

--Unendingfear 13:42, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

does it realy matter who he is???--Aura 13:45, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Yes, because impersonating to avoid drama is lulzy.-- anguard 13:48, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

And circumventing a ban is also lulzy.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 17:08, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

is also lulzy. But the title saying "brother" is pretty convincing.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 17:11, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

What title? o.O--Unendingfear 17:13, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

hi guys, drama averted, you can stop talking about it now. -Auron 17:17, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

No drama llama? D:--Unendingfear 17:17, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

The title of the picture he uploaded. I probably should have said "name" instead.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 17:18, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

And why? >.>--Unendingfear 17:19, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

....Ok, let me explain, and by doing so I am ruining the irony of what I said. First, lets look at the situation: he is claiming he isn't Lena...however, most of us are not convinced. To provide legitimacy to the ruse, JasonBacon here uploaded a screen shot that clearly says "Legendary Lena"...the name of the person he claims he isn't. Now that's like me posting things from Adrin's account, which would be silly and questionable, as I have my own account. Secondly, if I were trying to prove I was not a certain person, I would have blacked out the name Legendary Lena and just posted the picture. Next he names the picture--or titles the picture: "brother getting ecto"...either he is being smart as Lena to continue the ruse, or he is, as Jason, making it clear that he is using his brother's screenshot. To tie into your previous post of the guru screenie I felt the link I provided was also humorous on the same level as yours. Obviously, my irony wasn't clear enough without an explaination. Do you understand now?--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 18:43, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Yup >:P--Unendingfear 18:50, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Remember: it's not incest if the sibling is imaginary... --ilr 20:56, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Adrin...that is your next "quote of the whenever"!--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 21:00, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

Also, the name of the picture in his signature says Lena. Though he could just have nicked it. Is that legal? (Not the general concept of stealing, I know that's illegal) Harrier 19:32, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

Not unless his name is copyrighted, which I doubt. ~Shard 19:33, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

The plot thickens... --ilr 04:23, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Bye Bye windows

It's over. I'm now using ubuntu. --Boro 07:23, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Enjoy your bloat. –Jette 07:38, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

I would enjoy it, if it wasn't for a crash after replacing some system cooling fans. Unfortunately I have lost all data from my windows time. Also trying to find wine binary release.--78.92.197.126 10:40, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Install Gentoo. –Jette 10:53, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Isent an ubuntu a name for an indian boat?!--Neil2250 16:39, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

No. Titani Ertan 17:21, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

oof forgot to sign at 2nd post. Also with hardy heron I could install Guild Wars, although it's not running as it should (1frame/timeoftheuniverse). --Boro 19:22, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

Did you mean "heroin?" elix Omni 19:27, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

They name their major releases after animals. When they get past Zany Zebra, they'll go to Alliterative Alligator. Again: install Gentoo. Better yet, do what I did and install FreeBSD. There are like 4 people who use that thing as it is. –Jette 21:58, 8 November 2009 (UTC)

My cpu fan replacement didn't work too well. this is why it failed to run gw. --Boro 16:25, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

[edit] ...And now for your viewing pleasure disgust

← moved to User:Shard/Unfunny. (archiving under unfunny)
→ moved from User:Shard/Unfunny. (made other topics look funny)

I bring you a pointless theatrical continuation of an unfinished 3-man argument that started over on Kotex Arena...which will feature a likeness that is unmistakable parody and condensed down into the 2-man argument that Pling callously deprived me of ...yet clearly designed as the ramblings of 1 schizophrenic with 4 distinct voices ...every one of them, a B-net Oldfag...

And what generally starts it all: I'm bad and this new arena has bad skills so it STILL sucks for bad players who just wanna put up a good fight for a change, FFS! --ilr

Derrrp, Codex is supposed to have bad skills. When the skills suck, you have to rely on personal skill. If noobs only fight noobs, they have no chance of getting better and they stay bad forever. ~Schill'd

Okay I get the 1337 skill part but what might be fun for 1337 guildies --> isn't fun for the newbs they're rolling. If it was my arena, I'd give all the ranked players bad decks scattered over 5 attributes and give the real newbs (but not the smurfs) better decks from just 2 attributes. --ilr

GDIAF, that would never work. If they want to learn they have to join a 1337 guild like we did and buff the 1337 guild leader's pickle like we did exactly like he instructs you to and then go RTFM again just to be sure. ~Schill'd

Hai man, I been PpPying since Kali oldschool in the early ninetees when grunge came out. If I wanted to follow some tool's e-peen/ego cookie cutter bulshyte for every good game that comes out I'd have my own guild with blackjack and hookers. Back then, skill was knowing who NOT to get in a match with cuz everyone knew everyone. And now you can't even choose who you fight anywamore. It's NOT FUN like it used to be. --ilr

Just stop plz. Shitway now was shitway then too. Everyone spamming b-lust ogres + unholy + decay. The only good battles were on the water or 6 way pro GoW. LoL Kali, Bad n00bs playing other bad n00bs... ~Schill'd

Yeah? If it was so imba then why did they copy that same exact crap into SC in the form of Templars + Archons? Infact they made it worse cuz Psi was MOAR O^P'd but you seem to think Bliz can only poop out GOLD now. But back then the same exact ppl who make Anet so win were behind it all and we got 'em for this game now. --ilr

No this is a shit game here and the reason Bliz can only poop gold now is b/c those lusers left and made this shit company. And I don't care how much they ban me I'll still call it shitty ~Schill'd

Alright fine even if it was shit, that doesn't make new players shit by proxy. I think you clump "newbies" in too much with n00bs who run copypasta SWay builds. ...Newbies don't even know what they're running and just want to see a glimmer at the end of the tunnel somewhere so they can have a reason to keep trying! If they get drug down to pound town in every match they enter like they are now, they'll just give up b/c they don't even have Hero Battles and RR anymore. --ilr

HB wasn't PvP, there's a reason it's gone now. Plus they still have RA. ~Schill'd

RA isn't for newbs either damnit! It's also pound town but your random n00b teammates are the ones futtbucking the newby with chat RAEG cuz he brought mending or some other stupid shit. ..and then they just go to some other District to synch and farm you for LuLz! IT'S GHEY!! --ilr

Duh, this whole game is gay. What, you thought that would change? ~Schill'd

(Reset indent) Yes actually, I thought we had a chance this time to play scrub ball. What's so wrong with that?? If new players are FORCED to join guilds, farm rank, and read a ton of fucking manuals just to start getting a few fair matches then most of them WON'T, they'll just go back to PvE where the newby fun really is. --ilr

PvE isn't challenging enough. If it was more challenging they'd enjoy PvP more cuz they would develop some skill for a change. ~Schill'd

They wouldn't have to get better if the only point was to just have fun like in the random ladder I proposed. --ilr

They don't need to split the arena, noobs just need to learn to play, having skill is all that matters ~Schill'd

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... --ilr 07:02, 9 November 2009 (UTC) (may or may not to-be-continued)

(Reset indent) I take great offense to the impersonation of my character. ~Schill'd

Meh... then when the real deal gets back in 2 days he can just archive it under unfunny with everything else ever posted here. Hopefully he's too busy modding to even bother reading this wiki till then... --ilr 07:58, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Stop fapping to yourself, ilr –Jette 09:28, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

Narcissism disagrees. Pika Fan 04:26, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

[1] says no to fair PvP. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by User:81.76.64.209 (talk).

Aww yeah, this topic just got an Anon Godwin. If you don't want it Shard, I call dibs.
(pack it up and ship it to my talk) --ilr 20:40, 12 November 2009 (UTC)

[edit] ^_^

wakakakakakakakakaka Gladiator Motoko 01:53, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Infected Vagina policy rape for the majority jews WIN \o/ NEDM --193.190.172.147 08:46, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

[edit] so i herd you lost in PvE

c/d Vili 点 06:51, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

That's what happens when pve is being balanced around other people cheating. ~Shard 17:50, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

What's c/d? What happened? -- Tha Reckoning 19:08, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

TBH I was more interested in watching "Ghostbusters" for the 10 billionth time than what we were doing in UW.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 20:32, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Ponder this!

Do you think Guild wars is balanced? (Aimed at shard mostly)--Neil2250 . 10:05, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

Wow, that's a doozey of a question, make sure you think long and hard about this one Shard. Misery 10:11, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

Someone, somewhere, died from this question's AoE. Titani Ertan 10:15, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

ohh! ohh! I got another one! Do you think Izzy was a good balancer? NuVII 10:17, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

Lets just fire questions at shard till he replys.

HOW AWESOM IS SHOOP DA WOOP?

WHO KILLED THE DINOSAURS(Chuck norris of corse!)?

HOW DID A CREEPY CLOWN GET IN MY ROOM?

...Now he will come... Well, Or Halogod will,i herd he liekz questions...--Neil2250 . 10:21, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

"Do you think Guild wars is balanced?"

Get to the point. ~Shard 19:53, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

Just when I thought I was done with the reverse troll, now we have Captain Obvious Questions with a pinch of ADD. Pika Fan 20:09, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

I have some questions for you to ponder Shard. 1.) Is Kenye a genius? 2.) Do I <3 Harold Ramis? 3.) Is Simon Le Bon the center of my universe? Is my dog cute? Do you need to spawn more Overlords?--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 21:01, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

Every other larvae should be an overlord. NuVII 21:16, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

I was just thinking about reinstalling SC/BW and try playing legit for once.-- anguard 21:30, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

We should have a crazy 4v4 or something. That would be epic. ~Shard 22:20, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

The most insane game setting I ever had was a 32 vs 32 quake3 game with only rocket launchers. Talk about flooms.

That, and C&C generals. Free for all, 16 china players. Lol radiations everywhere. We had to limit superweapons on the second game because the timers actually prevented us from playing. NuVII

Shard has to tell everyone the story of how he flew a marine barracks into Detraya's base and massed an army with out him knowing.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 20:59, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks...

Just wanna thank you and the other people (Yasmin, Adrin, Klug?, etc...) for the fun we had in UW :).

Thought you might like this screenshot :), blocked out the names tho. Qaletaqa Hania 16:40, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

WTF? That's one weird screen. NuVII 16:43, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

Why lol? it was so much fun. Qaletaqa Hania 16:46, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

Shard is a wammo. I KNEW IT! --Boro 17:29, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

Lol, thanks for the screen. ~Shard 20:11, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

I also have a version where you can see all names :), I wonder how many people I could fool. Qaletaqa Hania 20:31, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it's entirely believable that a whammo would clear the entire UW without any elites. NuVII 20:46, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

I don't think it is believable, but I wonder how many people think different :D. Qaletaqa Hania 22:32, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

That wasn't the run with us Boro...I was a paragon...which is worse than a wammo.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 18:04, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

so I herd purge signet sword bars are gud. NuVII 18:29, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

Actually purge signet might even be feasible with adrenaline bars... but it needs 1 sec cast --Boro 20:08, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

Purge signet is feasible on adrenaline bars. NuVII 20:12, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

Is that screenshot photoshopped..? cuz I'm having a hard time even getting to dhuum in serious teams. :( -Cursed Angel 20:20, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

lol consumables man ur so mighty and brave 128.176.178.20 20:23, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

CA-you're better off just watching him on youtube, the battle itself if very anti-climatic, you almost feel cheated. Its like going out with that one cute guy only to find out when he has his clothes off, you kinda wish you hadn't bothered.--*Yasmin Parvaneh* 20:58, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

"you're better off just watching him on youtube...when he has his clothes off, you kinda wish you hadn't bothered". NuVII 21:12, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

ITTY BITTY BOAT --ilr 21:59, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

So, Adrin managed to not fail a second time? My internet was down the whole weekend, for this, and double HA weekend. zzz Now I have to pug it with baddies. Ryuu - talk 22:16, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

@Yasmin: "That wasn't the run with us Boro...", Yes it was :). Wanna see proof? It's not hard to change a primary profession when screenshot magic is involved.

@Cursed Angel: "Is that screenshot photoshopped..?" Offcourse not. Sarcasm doesn't seem to work on internet tho, weird. Qaletaqa Hania 22:21, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

I will never understand why people put their exp bars there. is for Raine, etc. 22:49, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

kk, can I join anyone who knows what they're doing? I'm tired of doing like 8 of the quests and then some 10 year old take a quest and we all die. -Cursed Angel 23:33, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

@Raine: Lol, I just put it there because I don't want it anywhere else, bars with bars.

Anyway I uploaded a pic of the party window to show the names :). And euhm what is Cursed Angel doeing in it?

Just messing with you Cursed, anyway I hope you find a party. Qaletaqa Hania 00:01, 24 November 2009 (UTC)

Except that Shard and Adrin aren't allowed names. NuVII 00:10, 24 November 2009 (UTC)

I know they aren't, I'm photoshopping stuff today because I am bored, and didn't know a last name for them. Qaletaqa Hania 00:23, 24 November 2009 (UTC)