User:Karate Jesus

I'm Karate Jesus. I'm 25, married, and live in the South (of the US). I just finished my Masters in Adolescent Development and have BA's in Education and Greek. I have worked with teens for over 7 years now and continue to do so at my new job. I have played GW for around 3 years now and have 8 characters that I play regularly. I love PvP and have been a guild leader and officer in several PvP oriented guilds. I'm currently an officer in The Pool Is Now Closed Due To [Aids]. I'm a sysop on PvX, so feel free to contact me there. I'm also pseudo-inactive in GW currently (I'm only on once or twice a week), but if you would like to play with me just let me know on my talk page.

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This user thinks knows ArenaNet is terrible.

The Xunlai Tournament House has been down for 179 days and this user is tired of playing the waiting game.

1. Dying from AIDS.
2. Getting a passport.
3. Becoming an internet millionaire.
4. A semester of college.
5. The prison sentence for 3rd degree sexual assault.
6. Decay of radioactive carbon
7. Ressource comsumption in Sol
8. Solve The Waiting Game quest
9. Making an omelette
10. Making a pospospos chain
11. The release of Ghostbusters 3
12. Paris Hilton winning an oscar.
13. Blizzard finishing Starcraft 2.
14. Blizzard finishing Starcraft 3.
15. Duke Nukem Forever being finished.
16. Blizzard finishing StarCraft : Ghost
17. Finding something to do, without saying "Simpsons did it."
18. Curing cancer.
19. KJ's ban for badmouthing Wyn.
20. Heat death of the universe.
21. Danny's anti-carebear ban.
22. The time it takes to save 15% on car insurance.
23. Running out of patience with that Progressive Insurance chick.
24. Michael Jackson OD'ing.
25. Curing AIDS
26. Finishing this retarded list.
27. The combined length of baseball and golf seasons.
28. Finding someone on the internet who cares enough about golf to know how long its season is.
29. Reaching the end of an infinitely recursive function.
30. Writing out pi, in its entirety.
31. Getting Moses, Jesus, Muhammad and Buddha to form a boy band.
32. Bart Simpson turning 11.
33. Vili's wtf? chain finishing.
34. Nicholas Cage making a good movie.
35. Finding Jimmy Hoffa's body.
36. Duran Duran getting into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame.
37. Finding Saddam's WMDs.
38. Finding Waldo.
39. Counting to 9001
40. Curing /b/'s cancer and waiting for dead memes to disappear permanently.
41. Someone making a funny Chuck Norris joke.
42. Finding out where in the World Carmen San Diego is.
43. Uploading a to the internetz.
44. Caring about above statement.
45. Eating enough tacos for a lifetime
46. Mothers approving Modern Warfare 2
47. Shard saying Guild Wars is balanced.
48. Winning the game. (you just lost)
49. Constructing additional pylons.
50. Sailor Moon becoming entirely forgotten.
51. Finding a cake that isn't a lie.
52. Curing Daniel's bunny-fobia.
53. Full length om nom nom.
54. Actually fixing the XTH.
55. Wham! reforming and becoming hip again.
56. Building the World Trade Centre out of play-dough.
57. ArenaNet getting an Oscar for Best Actors.
58. Chuck Norris Speed Clear.
59. Birthing a pre-mature infant.
60. Counting to the 1,000,000th digit of pi at the rate of one digit per 18.4 seconds.
61. (what's left of) Led Zeppelin getting together to do a reunion tour.
62. Paying of the U.S. national debt
63. Swimming to England and back
64. Bleeding to death from a pin-prick on a toe.
65. Filling a storage box with stacks of 250 Ambraces... farmed legally.
66. The release of Half-Life 2: Episode 3.
67. Working your way up the chain to become CEO of McDonald's corporation.
68. Finding an efficient algorithm for P=NP.
69. Understanding Quantum Mechanics.
70. Making Guild Wars: Utopia.
71. Borrowing employees working on GW2 to ensure that the Halloween Event is done on time. (lolwut?)
72. Building a time machine.
73. Hypnotizing the masses into buying your disgusting homemade porn.
74. Britney Spears making a comeback.
75. The above person ever having a career to come back to.
76. And being allowed to retire to live a normal life as a loving mother.
77. Finding a point where this list will end.
78. The time between Guild Wars: Factions and Guild Wars: Nightfall's release dates.
79. Aerosmith breaking up.
80. The Rolling Stones finally dying.
81. Waiting for a RRoD 360 to be returned after reapir.
82. Getting rank 16.
83. Hold Halls for a week straight.
84. Max Zaishen Rank without ever actually buying a zkey.
85. Figure out how to infuse yourself on spikes.
86. Pre-proting a "resign-spike", and catching it.
87. Finding a proof for how to divide by zero.
88. Majoring in Evil at NYU
89. Teaching Hellen Keller to fly a fighter jet.
90. Finding a moral lawyer
91. Cloning a T-Rex and Hellen Keller until Hellen Keller beats a T-Rex in a wrestling match.
92. Waiting for Jesus Christ to come back.
93. Waiting till quantum mechanics turns your head into a fish.
94. Convincing a Christian that there is evidence for evolution.
95. Indicting an Illinois Governor on corruption charges.
96. The Jonas Brothers releasing music worth listening to.
97. Chaos coming out of the closet.
98. Taking the time to develop and add a new god to the Underworld.
99. The length of time Anet will continue to deny needing some serious server work. [1].
100. Getting to number 100 in this list.
101. WELL OVER 9000!!!!
102. Singing the Llama Song 50 times fast while eating a pitchfork.
103. KJ becoming an Admin on PvX.

     ^ Ups.

104. World War III.
105. People figuring out that this list is supposed to contain things that have taken or do take less than or equal to 179 days to complete.