Noonan

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Noonan
Affiliation	Not specified
Type	Human
Level(s)	10
Campaign	Factions

Noonan catapults his pig, Amelia for 10

[edit] Locations

• Shing Jea Island
  • Shing Jea Monastery (only during Canthan New Year)

[edit] Dialogue

"Hello friend!"

So, what's with the pig and the catapult?

"Well, you see, soon the celestial being will descend from the heavens to feast. When this happens, there will be a brief opening within the celestial order for an ambitious animal to find its wings. I mean to see that my Amelia fills the gap. She is no ordinary pig, you know."

That is simply the best plan ever! How can I help?

"I spent most of my money building the catapult. However, I am somewhat afraid that Amelia might get hungry along the way. It could very well be a long trip. If you would like to make a donation, I might be able to buy Amelia a snack to send with her."

Never in the history of pigdom has there been a more worth cause! I will give you 10 gold. Make sure Amelia has a comfortable flight.

(if you have at least 10 gold)

"Thank you so much, kind citizen! Amelia and I are nearly ready to test out system. Would you like to stay and witness what your gold has helped achieve?"

Of course, I have a few minutes. Besides, I would not want to miss this spectacle.

(if you have less than 10 gold)

"Well, it does not appear that you can afford the donation at the moment. Thank you anyway."

Okay. Sure. Let me just run to the Xunlai Agent first. Wait right here. I will be right back. I promise.

You hope to shoot your pig into the heavens with a catapult? Okay. Um, good luck...I guess.

Um, hello.... nice to meet you.